A Tost for St. Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
“Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!”
(Happy St. Patrick's Day)


Designate a driver, for everyone drinking! Happy St. Patrick's Day.