Caveat Lector

Title: Waiting Room
Count the Ways prompt: Rhys Williams
Date Written: 8/8/08
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 522
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Ianto/Jack, Rhys/Gwen, implied Gwen/??
Spoilers: Up through Series 02, and minor for The Twilight Streets. That's right.
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: This has been in my head since I read the bit in the book The Twilight Streets. The original line is before the fic.


( Waiting Room )

Title: Loose Lips Sink Ships
horizonssing Challenge: Day Twenty-Six
Count the Ways prompt: UNIT berets
Date Written: 7/31/08
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 535
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Martha (mentioned)
Spoilers: Torchwood 02, DW 04
Warnings: Boys kissing
Author's Notes: FINALLY! I have been waiting for this prompt!





( Loose Lips Sink Ships )

Title: Mall Rats
horizonssing Challenge: Day Seventeen
Count the Ways prompt: Pretty Men
Date Written: 7/25/08
Rating: G/K
Word Count: 316
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, OFC
Spoilers: Minor for Series 02, specifically Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Warnings: None
Author Notes: Another one from Comic Con! Short and sweet.





( Mall Rats )

Title: Perfect Tens
horizonssing Challenge: Day Seven
Count the Ways prompt: Protective!Jack
Date Written: 7/12/08
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 1,000 on the dot!
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Team, Doctor
Spoilers: Up through Doctor Who 03 and Torchwood 02
Warnings: None (besides a little knocking on the 4th wall)
Author Notes: The prompt for Day Seven was two lines from the song Summer in the City by The Lovin' Spoonful. Lyrics can be found here.


Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop
Running up the stairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop

-- Summer in the City
The Lovin' Spoonful


( Perfect Tens )

Title: Discussions in the Dark
dwtwprompts prompt: Young
Count the Ways prompt: Plants
Date Written: 7/1/08
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 997
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 & 2, Doctor Who Season 03
Warnings: M-preg, angst, adult themes
Author's Notes: So, uh, yeah. Again. Set a few days after the last chapter, a week at most. Another a/n after the fic, too, please read it before posting.

Previous chapters found here.


( Discussions in the Dark )

Title: New Revelations
Count the Ways prompt: Pwned!Doctor
Date Written: 6/26/08
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 651
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Doctor
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 & 2, Doctor Who Season 03
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: This one's for teachwriteslash. She knows why.

Previous chapters found here.


( New Revelations )

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Eleven: Never Doing That Again
dwtwprompts prompt: Maternal
Count the Ways prompt: m-preg
Date Written: 6/10/08
Rating: R/M
Word Count: 3,951
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Toshiko, Owen, Gwen
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 & 2, particularly Something Borrowed
Warnings: Crack, mpreg (OMG I did it yes shut up), gore and blood and violence
Author's Notes: Alternate version of Something Borrowed. Because honestly, why the bloody blue hell was Gwen tempting fate by going out the night before her wedding? She might as well put a big karmic 'kick me' sign on! To quote mhalachaiswords, who does she think she works for, the gas company?


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
4/?: Paint By Numbers
5/?: There's No Place That Far
6/?: Its Eyes Are For The Stars
7/?: Up In The Sky...
8/?: If I Say It Enough, I'll Eventually Believe It
9/?: There's No Reasoning With An Unreasonable Person
10/?: Where Do I Know You From?


( Never Doing That Again )


ETA: Chapter twelve here.

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Seven: Up In The Sky...
Count the Ways prompt: Donna Effin Noble
Date Written: 6/1/08
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 879
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Team, Doctor, Donna, Martha (mentioned)
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 & 2, Doctor Who Season 04
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: Because she rocks. You know it's true.


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
4/?: Paint By Numbers
5/?: There's No Place That Far
6/?: Its Eyes Are For The Stars


( Up In The Sky... )


ETA: Chapter eight here

(new story below. this is me rambling. carry on, I won't get mad, promise)

Okay, here's the deal:

A friend of mine has a sort of NaNo going in June: WriA(Da)No June -- Write a (Damn) Novel in June. Same rules as NaNoWriMo, different month.

Meanwhile, my dwtwprompts table is starting to get a little boring. Therefore, I'm starting a new fic table, and requesting audience help, because we all have our favorite things about our Doctor Who/Torchwood fandom. So hit me with anything you've ever loved/wanted to read about!

(and if anyone could give me some help on how to do an html table, I'd give ficcage) All love and adoration to candy__chan!


How Do I Love My Fandom? Let Me Count The Ways...

Bananas	Crazy Ten!Hair	Jack!Coat	Sonic	Ten!Tongue
Zombies/Living Dead	Leather Coats	Brainy Specs	Wedding Fairies	Donna Effin Noble
Historical Fanboys/Fangirls	Pretty Men	Too Scared To Sleep	Defabricators	Steampunk/Retro
Timey-Wimey Detectors	Doctor!Explanations	Trainers	UNIT berets	Super Cell Phones
Volcano Day	1941	Tin Can Phones	Hypervodka	Weevil Hunting
Hockey Player!Ianto	Stopwatch	Poison Evasion	Waistcoat	Tie
Wilfred Mott	Martha's Family	Take-Away	Coffee	Armed!Ianto
Rubber Mallets	Ianto's Eyebrows	Rhys Williams	Office Supplies	Plants
Radical Faries	Phantasmawhogets	Ianto's Diary	TARDIS!Mislandings	Edible Ball Bearings
Sportscar!Blowfish	Sentient!TARDIS	10/Rose	RUN!	Unexpected Interruptions
Confusing Timelines	Dabbling	Psychic Paper	Stethoscopes	Bigger On The Inside
Sex Changes	Protective!Jack	Undercover Operations	Laked!SUV	Drunk!TARDIS
Mace v Jack	M-preg	Dom!Ianto	Woobie!Owen	Kickass!Tosh
Cute Aliens	Weevil King	Pwned!Doctor	"And A Lizard"	Rugby Player!Ianto