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Winner, Doctor Who/Torchwood Crossovers: Different Sort of Science
Winner, Tochwood -- WIP: Deviations from the Norm
Runner Up, Doctor Who -- Time Travel: Sonata for the TARDIS in D

Thank you so very much for the people who nominated me/us, and for everyone who voted for Resonating Through Time, Deviations from the Norm, Sonata for the TARDIS in D, Slipping Through, and Different Sort of Science.

Congratulations to everyone who was nominated and to all the winners!

(now for the required pimping, since I'm now part of their staff...) Nomination for Round Two opens January 1!

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Again, thank you so much to everyone who voted for me!

Five noms? Five? For serious?

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Thirteen: Deja Vu All Over Again
dwtwprompts prompt: "Men willingly believe what they wish." - Julius Caesar.
Date Written: 6/22/08
Rating: G/K
Word Count: 1,137
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Rose, Mickey, Jake Simmons, Jackie/Pete (mentioned), Doctor (mentioned), Rose/Doctor (mentioned)
Spoilers: Major for Doctor Who 02 finale, Torchwood 01 & 02 (sorta)
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: So when I was watching Turn Left tonight/this morning, this plot bunny reawoke and bit at me. I'd had it in mind for a while, so it was a bit more fun.


Previous chapters found here.


( Deja Vu All Over Again )

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Eleven: Never Doing That Again
dwtwprompts prompt: Maternal
Count the Ways prompt: m-preg
Date Written: 6/10/08
Rating: R/M
Word Count: 3,951
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Toshiko, Owen, Gwen
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 & 2, particularly Something Borrowed
Warnings: Crack, mpreg (OMG I did it yes shut up), gore and blood and violence
Author's Notes: Alternate version of Something Borrowed. Because honestly, why the bloody blue hell was Gwen tempting fate by going out the night before her wedding? She might as well put a big karmic 'kick me' sign on! To quote mhalachaiswords, who does she think she works for, the gas company?


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
4/?: Paint By Numbers
5/?: There's No Place That Far
6/?: Its Eyes Are For The Stars
7/?: Up In The Sky...
8/?: If I Say It Enough, I'll Eventually Believe It
9/?: There's No Reasoning With An Unreasonable Person
10/?: Where Do I Know You From?


( Never Doing That Again )


ETA: Chapter twelve here.

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Nine: There's No Reasoning With An Unreasonable Person
dwtwprompts prompt: Agendas
Date Written: 6/6/08
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 1,781
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, team (mentioned) random OCs.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: Insipred by this news story, which set my bisexual blood a'boiling. Set a few years after their wedding.


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
4/?: Paint By Numbers
5/?: There's No Place That Far
6/?: Its Eyes Are For The Stars
7/?: Up In The Sky...
8/?: If I Say It Enough, I'll Eventually Believe It


( There's No Reasoning With An Unreasonable Person )


ETA: Chapter ten here

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Seven: Up In The Sky...
Count the Ways prompt: Donna Effin Noble
Date Written: 6/1/08
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 879
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Team, Doctor, Donna, Martha (mentioned)
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 & 2, Doctor Who Season 04
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: Because she rocks. You know it's true.


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
4/?: Paint By Numbers
5/?: There's No Place That Far
6/?: Its Eyes Are For The Stars


( Up In The Sky... )


ETA: Chapter eight here

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Six: Its Eyes Are For The Stars
dwtwprompt prompt: Writer's Choice: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -- Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan
Date Written: 5/22/08
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 2,136
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: Torchwood Season 1 and 2, Doctor Who up to Season 03-ish
Warnings: Mentions m/m sex
Author's Notes: Something I've had bouncing in my head since I first saw this quote. Oscar Wilde was just so brilliant. Set during Season 1, with spoilers for Fragments, particularly. Title is a quote from Sir Gilbert Parker; the full quote is "Love knows not distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars..."


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
4/?: Paint By Numbers
5/?: There's No Place That Far


( Its Eyes Are For The Stars )


ETA: Chapter seven here

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Four: Paint By Numbers
dwtwprompt prompt: Writer's Choice: "I love you. You're my number one. That's all I wanted to say." -- Li Sayoran, Cardcaptor Sakura
Date Written: 5/17/08
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 1,840
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: TW Season 1 & 2 (particularly Meat and Adam), Doctor Who up to Season 03
Warnings: Mentions m/m sex
Author's Notes: This is set immediately post Meat, so Ianto isn't a Companion yet. And the quote is from CLAMP because I am a CLAMP whore. And proud of it, baby!

ETA: I realize that this chapter seems fairly out of order, so please allow me to explain -- I never really meant for this story to be a linear account of Ianto and Jack post-Doctor travel; instead it's just a collection of private (or not-so private) Janto moments. This part wrote itself after the wedding chapter started (no, I do not write with an actual plot in my head, just random scenes that string themselves together).


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
3.5/?: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?


( Paint By Numbers )


ETA: Chapter five here

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Three Part Four: Speak Low, If You Speak Love
dwtwprompt prompt: Writer's Choice: "Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything!" -- Ianto Jones, Sleeper
Date Written: 5/16/08
Rating: R/M, just to be safe
Word Count: 3,139 (OMFG)
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, team, Doctor, Martha and Donna, OCs
Spoilers: TW Season 1 & 2, Doctor Who 01-04
Warnings: Nakked menstuff, sexual references, naughty language and sorta phone sex.
Author's Notes: Part four of five. Damn it. And I tried to make this one smut, I swear, but it wasn't writing. Title again from Shakespeare, and yes I'm a huge dork.


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses


( Speak Low, If You Speak Love )


ETA: Chapter three point five here