Deviations from the Norm -- Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?

Title: Deviations from the Norm
Chapter Three Part Four: Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again?
dwtwprompt prompt: Forever
Date Written: 5/17/08
Rating: PG-13 for boys kissing
Word Count: 2,244
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Team Torchwood (plus Rhys!), Ianto/Lisa, Doctor, Donna, Martha, Tom, Martha's family, OCs
Spoilers: TW Season 1 & 2, Doctor Who 01-04
Warnings: Boys kissing. Lots of it.
Author's Notes: Oh, FINALLY! Five of five. These boys have been particularly naughty. I think they don't want to get married. *laughs* Line's from Shakespeare again. Yes, more Much Ado About Nothing. It's a good play, and about marriage, so it works!

ETA: Thank you so much to everyone who voted in the name game poll. <3


1/?: De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum Dicendum Est
2/?: It's Like Battle, But Harder
3.1/?: I'll Know It When I See It
3.2/?: Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps
3.3/?: Keeping Up With The Joneses
3.4/?: Speak Low, If You Speak Love


( Shall I Never See a Bachelor of Threescore Again? )

ETA: Chapter four here.