Caveat Lector

:: grumble :: Only sold three units in three hours of work. :: grumbles again ::

On the upside, I got KKH scanlations today! :: heart ::


( Word Origin )


( Forgotten English )


( Word-A-Day )


( Word-A-Day Fic )

Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: Priest Genjyo Sanzo/Son Goku
Rating: R
Spoilers: Major ones for book 5-6 and DVD 5


( All 50 Themes )

Title: Twins
Date Written: 11/23/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Characters/Pairings: Subaru, Hokuto, random other characters
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: I used to know two fraternal twins--boys that looked nothing like each other--who used to get questions like this all the time. I figured that the Sumeragi twins were no different.


( Twins )

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Title: Different
Date Written: 11/23/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Characters/Pairings: Subaru, Hokuto
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Set about a year or two before the series. Subaru and Hokuto's relationship just fascinates me.


( Different )

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Title: Asleep
Date Written: 11/23/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Characters/Pairings: Subaru, Hokuto, Grandmother
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Companion piece to Awake. Dedicated to my little brother, who did this once or twice when he was younger.


( Asleep )

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Title: Awake
Date Written: 11/23/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Characters/Pairings: Subaru, Grandmother
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Companion piece to 'Asleep'


( Awake )

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Title: Birthday Bouquet
Date Written: 11/23/05
Rating: PG-13 for language, sexual innuendo, and sexual harassment. :: SNERK ::
Word Count: 541
Fandom: FAKE
Characters/Pairings: Dee/Ryo, Rose
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Slight ones
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Inspired by Berkley's latest post in fake_2nd_chance. :: snickers :: I'm so frickin' evil.


( AKA 'The Revenge of Dee Laytner Upon Berkley Rose' )

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Title: Sleep Over
Date Written: 11/23/05
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 508
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Gojyo/Hakkai, Goku,
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: I haven't written anything Sayuki in a while. ^__^ Hakkai's POV, set during the trip.


( Sleep Over )

Title: Eavesdropping Part 2
Date Written: 11/12/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 584
Fandom: FAKE
Characters/Pairings: Dee/Ryo, Drake/JJ (mentioned), Ted/Janet (mentioned, possibly one-sided) Marty, Jim, Drake, Ted
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Up through book 7
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Sequel to Eavesdropping and dedicated to totally4ryo, for giving me the bunny.


( Eavesdropping Part 2 )

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Title: A Day in the Life
Date Written: 11/12/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Kanan/Gonou
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Gonou/Hakkai arc
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Just a little something bouncing around in my head. :: chuckles ::


( A Day in the Life )

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Title: Master and Apprentice
Date Written: 11/12/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 364
Fandom: DNAngel
Characters/Pairings: Dark, Daisuke (slight pairing)
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Requested by: silvertales6
Notes: I hope you like this, darlin, it's the best I could come up with. #^__^# AU.


( Master and Apprentice )

Title: Nanashi (No Name)
Date Written: 11/4/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 190
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Kami-sama
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Volumes 7-9
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: For cecilydolce--Happy birthday darlin'!


( Nanashi )

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Title: Staking a Claim
Non Challenge
Date Written: 11/4/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Tsubasa
Characters/Pairings: Toya/Yukito
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Cross-posted to clamp100


( Staking a Claim )

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Title: Fashion Victim
Challenge: Oscar Wilde Quotes
Date Written: 11/4/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Characters/Pairings: Subaru, Hokuto
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Cross-posted to clamp100


( Fashion Victim )

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Title: Inner Monologue
Date Written: 11/4/05
Rating: R
Word Count: 604
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Sanzo, Hakkai (mentioned), Gojyo (mentioned), Goku (mentioned), random women
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Sanzo's POV. I dunno where this came from, but it sure as hell was fun to write.


( Inner Monologue )

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Title: Swapping Notes
Date Written: 11/4/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 438
Fandom: FAKE
Characters/Pairings: Drake/JJ, Dee/Ryo
Warnings: None
Spoilers: All the way up through Like Like Love
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Sequel to Untitled, a Drake/JJ fic I wrote. Basically, all that's really needed to know is that in it, I have JJ as a quarter Chinese (from his mother's side).


( Swapping Notes )

Title: Philosophical Arguments
Date Written: 10/25/05
Rating: NC-17 Read with caution
Word Count: 1151
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Koumyou/Ukoku
Warnings: M/M, sex between two consenting adults.
Spoilers: None, I think.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Request for: imparfait
Notes: The request was, and I quote: "Tender love and all that mushy shit. Crazy old man jokes are a plus." Well, babe, I threw in a little bit of smut. Hope you like it. And I'm going with light brown hair and light brown eyes for Koumyou. If that's wrong, lemme know!


( Philosophical Arguments )

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Title: Sleeping Beauty
Date Written: 10/15/05
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 273
Fandom: Gravitation
Characters/Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Gravitation belongs to Maki Murakami, who also does her own yaoi doujinshi and therefore rules
Request for: maddieangl2578
Notes: From Yuki's POV, a little OOC, maybe. ^__^ He's such a bastard outside, but I know he's probably a big softie.


( Sleeping Beauty )
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Title: Broken Record
Date Written: 10/15/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Sanzo/Goku
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Saiyuki is not mine, but Minekura, the almighty illustrator of gorgeous sexy men.
Request for: maddieangl2578
Notes: Set pre-trip, younger Goku.


( Broken Record )
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Title: Opposite Colors
Date Written: 10/15/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Ukoku/Koumyou
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Saiyuki is not mine, but Minekura, the almighty illustrator of gorgeous sexy men.
Request for: ohajiki
Notes: I still have one two more of this pairing to do, but here's my first foray into the world of Ukoku/Koumyou.

( Opposite Colors )


cross posted to 100_roadtrips and 27th_precinct

Okay... saw the infamous 'cat' episode of Saiyuki Reload.

1.) Dude. The guys falling all over a cat? ... maybe. I can buy Hakkai and Goku doing it. Gojyo and Sanzo... not so much. Although we all knew that frigid jackass had a somewhat soft side.

2.) Cho Hakkai. I am ashamed of you. You picked the equivalent of "Tortoise" for a calico cat? Goku didn't say "neko-neko", man. Creativity. And Gojyo's was a common name, but it was kinda random.

3.) And another thing on the names: they came up with "Tama" (Goku), "Mi-ke" (*sigh* Hakkai...), and "Betty" (Gojyo). I, personally, prefer the Merciful Goddess' idea of "Daigoro". Just say the name: "Dai-go-ro". It's awesome. Anyway, the cat's true name? "Mei-Mei", which is Chinese for 'little sister'. At least they get points for keeping Saiyuki's cultural setting correct.

4.) THE CAT IS A MARY SUE. I didn't even think that a cat could be a Mary Sue. Everyone loves her, she's pretty and perfect and she saves the main character's life. Dude. That's just a 'wow'. So points in my book.

All in all, mixed opinion on it.

Still think they should be in frickin' Iraq by now, though. Fits with all the sand.

Yup. Dead as a freakin' doorbell. Grr...

I've been watching way too much Kyou Kara Maou (fansubbed): I've actually almost gone through 51 episodes since I've gotten here. Currently I'm on... 44.

Why does it have to have so many pretty boys? With swords? And yaoi implications? Well, not really so much 'implications'... After all, it has a canon male/male engagement (although it is accidental... But STILL!).

Although I love Annissia. She can scare the crap out of everyone, and all she does is invent things (and bully the strongest of them into being her guinea pigs, but I digress). And Cheri: Any woman who can confidently show off her bra and garter belt in public and be in a inter-racial marriage (think Gojyo from Saiyuki) dispite what her kingdom thinks is my hero. Greta's adorable, and I SO DO NOT want to piss off Hube. Scary...

Everyone who hasn't seen it, watch it. It so rocks, I promise.

Anyway, I'm about to give the sugar a break and watch a documentary on witchcraft, which might give me some inspiration for another chapter of Southern Charm (so hopefully mtemplar won't be forced to do something drastic for another chapter to show up).

imparfait, I'm working on the birthday present. I have an idea, but when it comes to writing, my story turns to mush. And only_a_dream has asked to do a joint fic for 1000_miles_west's latest challenge, so I'll probably end up breaking out the Saiyuki DVDs out of my trunk.

I've also gotten a request for a Sakura/Syaoran drabble over on FF.N. I've recently joined tsubasa100, a Tsubasa Chronicle drabble community (yes, I get bored easily), so there's a new collection up on FF.N.

Oh! And ickaimp? I have a gift fic, but it's still in gestation period right now. How do you feel about a "p0rn 2.0" for TGZ? I mean, Saguru did ask Kaito if he wanted to watch that DVD with him... ^_____^

Title: Mirror Mirror
Date Written: 8/16-17/05
Word Count: 1,964 (this turned out to be twice as long as I initally thought)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Gojyo/Hakkai, in an established relationship
Warnings: None, really, but an extreme amount of SAP. What can I say, I like sugar in my smut.
Notes: Post-trip. Dedicated to cupnjava, a fellow 5/8/5 shipper who gives me my smut fixes. And after all, she's the one who put me on this 'ship!


( Mirror Mirror )