Two Drabbles: Field Trip and Duct Tape Makes It Work

[gracie_musica]

Title: Field Trip
Non Challenge
Author: Gracie Musica
Date Written: 7/1/06
Rating: T/PG-13
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Hakkai/Gojyo, kids in Hakkai's class
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Saiyuki is not mine.
Author Notes: Inspired by actual events at my work. Part one of two. Oh, and I'm assuming since there are cars in the Saiyuki-verse, there are busses.


"Remind me. Why am I here?"

"Because you love me and we were one chaperone short."

The two lovers were in the very back of the bus, children throwing things and screaming.

"So why are we in the back of the bus?"

"Oh, stop complaining. Mei Ling! Sit down!"

A huge bump thew those behind the last wheels up in the air. "Fuck, my balls..."

Hakkai put an arm around Gojyo. "I'll kiss it better later."

Gojyo leaned in for a kiss, but Hakkai leaned back. "Not in front of the kids."

"Ew! Mr. Cho was gonna kiss Mr. Sha!"

The bus chorused the sentiment and Gojyo groaned. "Fucking kids..."

"Now now..."

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Title: Duct Tape Makes It Work
Non Challenge
Author: Gracie Musica
Date Written: 7/1/06
Rating: K+/PG
Fandom: Saiyuki
Characters/Pairings: Hakkai/Gojyo, kids in Hakkai's class
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Saiyuki is not mine.
Author Notes: Once again, sadly inspired by actual events at my work. Part two of two.


"Gojyo?"

Hakkai's voice was plesantly neutral. Always a bad sign. "Yes Hakkai?"

"I'm going to ask some questions. I want you to think carefully before you answer."

"O...kay."

"You wouldn't happen to know why two stundents were found in the closet, would you?"

"Were they making out?"

"They were bound and gagged, Gojyo."

"Really?"

"With duct tape."

"Wow. That's harsh."

"It is."

"I know nothing about that, Hakkai."

"Then why did they give your name when we asked who put them in there?"

"They were being annoying and wouldn't shut the fuck up."

"Please don't do it again."

"Fine, fine..."

Comments

[amai-kaminari.livejournal.com]

*snicker* This is so cute!

(There are these foul-mouthed, spoiled, maliciously destructive little monsters that go to my friend's church... I have to babysit them occasionally. I wish I could use duct tape in a closet sometimes. -_-'')

I think Gojyo would make a good dad. ^_^ Kids seem drawn to him. ^_^

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Oh God, that was so long ago...

The duct tape thing really happened at daycare I worked at. However, she got fired.

[amai-kaminari.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Well, I would never really do that to a kid... but with *some* kids, I'd be sorely tempted, ^_~