God save me, now I'm writing HP

[gracie_musica]

I'm typing this up on my cell, so pardon the most likely lack of formatting.

Title: Condoms
Date Written: 8/11/07
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Ron and Harry
Spoilers: Up through DH-ish, although honestly this could fit anywhere.
Author's Notes: All Ashley's fault.

"Harry, what are condoms?"

Harry choked on his juice, staring at Ron. "What?!"

"Well, last night me an' Hermione were--"

"Do I want to hear this story?"

"We didn' do anything... 'Cause she pushed me off and said Get a condom or learn a contraceptive spell first and I'm not keen on turning my wand on her..."

"It's... a Muggle thing. Sort of like a balloon."

"What's it do?"

"Keeps a girl from getting pregnant during sex, mostly."

"How?"

Harry was so not having this conversation. "You put it over your... Thing."

"I've never heard of that before."

"That explains your parents."

Comments

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

Lol, it does!

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Ginny was originally there, and Harry turned to her and said the last line. But then the word count happaned and she decided she didn't want to hear about her brother's sexcapades.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

ahahahahhhahahahahaaz!!!!

Reading this while attempting to feed a baby... bad combination. ^__________^

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

A baby?

That reminds me!
---
"What. Is. My. Son. Wearing?"

Aoko looked up at Kaito, bouncing Tochi on her knee. "Isn't it adorable! Saguru dressed him in it while he was babysitting for us!"

Kaito scowled. His baby boy was dressed like his half-Brit uncle on heists, complete with deerstalker and inverness... and to Kaito's slight amusement, a little gold watch. The baby was currently tugging on the chain, watching the shiny with big eyes.

"Eh."

"Eh? Kaito, it's cute! He almost looks just like Sa-chan, don't you think?"

"Eh," Kaito repeated.

She grinned. "Should I change him?"

"Nah, we'll just pretend it's Halloween."

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*HOWLS*

Uncle Saguru!!! XD XD XD Baby Deerstalker! Oh, that must have taken some finding! XD

-my job is a nanny for a 2-month old.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

A 2 month old? Brave soul.

and that's been in my head ever since someone mentioned it over on the MC1T post I did

[guiltysecret79.livejournal.com]

lmao.

"That explains your parents"

Hell, yeah ~:-D

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Doesn't it? That's what I was thinking when I read DH and Remus flipping out--"Doesn't the wizarding world have contraception?!"

Apparently not. *snerk*

[soldierbabygirl.livejournal.com]

HA!!

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

^__^ I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for reading.

[selphiealmasy.livejournal.com]

lmfao.

that was amazing xD

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Naw... I'm glad you enjoyed it, though.

[psycho-girl101.livejournal.com]

G-d you're good!

Seriously I had only just gotten over the last one and me mam had finally shut up about scaring her when it sorta happened all over again!

*GRINS INSANELY*

'That explains your parents' CLASSIC!

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it! Sorry to Mom for scaring her--I do that too.