God save me, now I'm writing HP

[gracie_musica]

I'm typing this up on my cell, so pardon the most likely lack of formatting.

Title: Condoms
Date Written: 8/11/07
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Ron and Harry
Spoilers: Up through DH-ish, although honestly this could fit anywhere.
Author's Notes: All Ashley's fault.

"Harry, what are condoms?"

Harry choked on his juice, staring at Ron. "What?!"

"Well, last night me an' Hermione were--"

"Do I want to hear this story?"

"We didn' do anything... 'Cause she pushed me off and said Get a condom or learn a contraceptive spell first and I'm not keen on turning my wand on her..."

"It's... a Muggle thing. Sort of like a balloon."

"What's it do?"

"Keeps a girl from getting pregnant during sex, mostly."

"How?"

Harry was so not having this conversation. "You put it over your... Thing."

"I've never heard of that before."

"That explains your parents."

Comments

[guiltysecret79.livejournal.com]

lmao.

"That explains your parents"

Hell, yeah ~:-D

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Doesn't it? That's what I was thinking when I read DH and Remus flipping out--"Doesn't the wizarding world have contraception?!"

Apparently not. *snerk*